Annual
March 21st, 2007
Every woman gets to do it. That “once a year” visit to have your girly parts looked at.
Yesterday at my annual, I realized as I was disrobing that my socks were worn to the nubbin and hole laden on the right foot. I couldn’t figure out which was going to be better for my OB to look at while I was hang’n out in the stirrups, my hole filled sticky old socks or my nasty yellow callous filled raw feet.
I’m just going to believe that she didn’t notice my choice at all because she was so enraptured with my beautiful nether regions.
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