Slighty righty

June 20th, 2006

My sister-in-law gave me this wonderful dress for my birthday. In January she and her husband took a cruise and one of the ports of call was St. Kitts. There is where she found my birthday present, the most perfect little cream halter dress adorned with olive green flowers.

So on Father’s Day, when it was sunny and hot and we were having a BBQ with all the Fathers, I threw it on. The only problem is you can’t wear a bra with it, which REALLY extenuates the fact that my boobs are two completely different sizes.

I didn’t think it was that noticeable until I started talking to my mother about it. It’s not that she thought it looked so bad, but she thought she could fix it. So there we stood in the bathroom, me in front of the mirror watching my mother stuff toilet paper into the right side of my chest, saying “all you need it a little filler.”

Yeah…it didn’t help.


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